Standings A1 Winter 2009 Thru Week 14
P	Team	Record	%	Streak	GB	PF	PA
1	Boner Pants	10-0	1.000	W10	0.0	80.69	71.15
2	Huge in China	7-3	0.700	L1	3.0	75.09	62.42
3	The Love Gun	6-4	0.600	L1	4.0	69.15	66.83
4	Baby Face Ride	6-4	0.600	W1	4.0	70.82	63.15
5	Marc Gasol's Envy	6-4	0.600	W1	4.0	81.42	71.64
6	Red Rum	5-5	0.500	W1	5.0	75.36	81.09
7	Gran Turinos	4-6	0.400	L1	5.0	73.36	81.55
8	Weapon X	3-7	0.300	L3	7.0	73.36	78.55
9	Cold Revenge	2-8	0.200	L4	8.0	71.40	80.50
10	Chuck Wagon	1-9	0.100	L2	7.5	70.00	80.10

Playoffs: Monday April 13th
Time	Home		Away	Loc
8:10 PM	Boner Pants  69	vs.	The Love Gun  73	CRFC

Player Rater
1	Chris Maciejczak	Boner Pants	69.46	13
2	Preston Raymond	Red Rum	69.32	11
3	Chris Kerr	Chuck Wagon	65.81	8
4	Brandon Dorey	Weapon X	65.77	11
5	Billy Durbrow	Cold Revenge	64.61	9
6	Terry Henderson	The Love Gun	62.00	11
7	Jared Perrine	Gran Turinos	61.14	11
8	Kevin Ostrander	Huge in China	56.20	10
9	Tom Duncan	Marc Gasol's Envy	53.79	12
10	Sean O'Callaghan	Baby Face Ride	51.55	11

Write-Ups from week 14

A1 Championship - Boner Pants Shot with Tosti's Love Gun

Write-Ups from week 13

"F*(% You I Don't Pass!!"

Majic's Late Heroics Keep Boner Pants on Title Track

Write-Ups from week 12

Huge in China looms larger than life

Majic's Hot Start Carries Boner Pants past Weapon X

Top Dog gets the better of the Stallion in this one

Love Guns Blow Hole in the Rum Barrel

Write-Ups from week 11

Serge's Team Finishes .500 - World Near an End

Boner Pants Wrap up Unbeaten Regular Season

Weapon X Envious of MGE's Full Roster

Baby Face Ride Stuns Love Gun Late

Write-Ups from week 10

X Gonna Give it To Ya!

If You Get a 20pt Lead....PUT IT IN THE SAFE!!!

Write-Ups from week 9

Boner Pants Still Unbeaten, How Long is Majic Out??

Body Count Piling up for the Hitman

HUGE Stat Padding In China; Trip Dubs Galore in Power Play Action

Write-Ups from week 8

Turinos Keep Playoff Hope Alive

Write-Ups from week 7

O'Cal Heartless as Baby Face Ride DeRails the Wagon

Love Guns Almost Blown Lo(e)ad too soon

Turinos Makes Push for Postseason.

CWebb makes guest Appearance at Wall Ball Arena

Staying Perfect; The Boner Still Has The Lead In Their Pencil

Write-Ups from week 6

I Love the Night Cap - Gasol Burns the Turinos W/O Pasty One

No Fizzle But My Boner Has A Majic Touch

Cold Revenge Mans Up In Crunch Time

A 53 point drumming and the beat goes on

Write-Ups from week 5

Bull Rages for 43 as Weapon X Shreds Baby Face

Circling the Wagons Just in Time!

We Came to Score!!

Is That First Place in Your Pants, Or are you just Happy to See me?

Envious Eyes Cold Revenge; Tibbs Wins Two Games in a Night- FYI Hell is Freezing OVer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Write-Ups from week 4

KO Keeps Huge in China Unbeaten

Chuck Wagon Forced to Chug Death Punch

BDubs as Cool as Ice

Gunning Closer to First Place...

Boner Pants Give the Turinos the Offensive StinkFinger

Write-Ups from week 3

The Marsheon has landed

Boner Pants Stop the Ride, Get Off

Get Off Their Lawn!!

42 points, 27 boards - Top Pick Approved!

Shoot Out at the OK Corral

Write-Ups from week 2

F/OT - O'Cal is Driving this Ride

Majic Pops a 40

All Hail the Hitman

Marc Gasol's Got a Bigger Brother

Write-Ups from week 1

Tibbs Bald Head Blinded me from the Balcony

Weapon X Rages to Opening Night Win

O'Cal knows what Baby Ride is Talking 'Bout...Jono?

They need a Bigger Wagon to Hide Their Boner

Renminbi to USD: 6'1" to 6'7"

Points Per Game
1	Chris Maciejczak Boner Pants	33.00
2	Brandon Dorey Weapon X	31.55
3	Jared Perrine Gran Turinos	30.64
4	Preston Raymond Red Rum	29.27
5	Ian Tosti The Love Gun	27.80
6	Billy Durbrow Cold Revenge	25.67
7	Terry Henderson The Love Gun	23.91

3s Per Game
1	Ian Tosti The Love Gun	6.90	49%
2	Chris Maciejczak Boner Pants	4.77	46%
3	Tom Kahana Chuck Wagon	3.00	35%
4	Ed Finn Boner Pants	2.75	49%
5	Sean O'Callaghan Baby Face Ride	2.64	42%
6	Tom Duncan Marc Gasol's Envy	2.58	39%
7	Preston Raymond Red Rum	2.27	34%

Assists Per Game
1	Ed Finn Boner Pants	5.25
2	Sean O'Callaghan Baby Face Ride	4.91
3	Cheese Gran Turinos	4.50
4	Billy Durbrow Cold Revenge	4.44
5	Kevin Ostrander Huge in China	4.40
5	Mike Haven Red Rum	4.40
5	Tim Began Gran Turinos	4.40

Rebounds Per Game
1	Chris Kerr Chuck Wagon	18.38
2	Preston Raymond Red Rum	17.00
3	Billy Durbrow Cold Revenge	14.11
4	Chris Maciejczak Boner Pants	14.00
5	Todd Marsh Huge in China	13.33
6	Terry Henderson The Love Gun	13.27
7	Chris Parkinson Cold Revenge	11.25