12 days of CRFC

Since we wonít have CRFC in our lives for the 12 days after Christmas and until January 22, allow me to capture that epiphany sentiment in a song, CRFC style. And it is even better if you actually sing it, especially the fifth night which is meant to be sung in high pitch. Itís catchy, trust me, youíll be humming it later tonight (Costanza). And if you donít celebrate Christmas, just mouth the words like I do in church.

 

On the 1st day of Christmas, CRFC gave to me,

A whistle without a referee

 

On the 2nd day of Christmas, CRFC gave to me,

Stats we all love

And a whistle without a referee

 

On the 3rd day of Christmas, CRFC gave to me,

Free tee shirts

Stats we all love

And a whistle without a referee

 

On the 4th day of Christmas, CRFC gave to me,

Four blogging turds

Free tee shirts

Stats we all love

And a whistle without a referee

 

On the 5th day of Christmas, CRFC gave to me,

Five gol-den bricks

Four blogging turds

Free tee shirts

Stats we all love

And a whistle without a referee

 

On the 6th day of Christmas, CRFC gave to me,

One ball that bounces

Five gol-den bricks

Four blogging turds

Free tee shirts

Stats we all love

And a whistle without a referee

 

On the 7th day of Christmas, CRFC gave to me,

League nights out for drinking

One ball that bounces

Five gol-den bricks

Four blogging turds

Free tee shirts

Stats we all love

And a whistle without a referee

 

On the 8th day of Christmas, CRFC gave to me,

Message boards for boasting

League nights out for drinking

One ball that bounces

Five gol-den bricks

Four blogging turds

Free tee shirts

Stats we all love

And a whistle without a referee

 

On the 9th day of Christmas, CRFC gave to me,

Ladies who are winning

Message boards for boasting

League nights out for drinking

One ball that bounces

Five gol-den bricks

Four blogging turds

Free tee shirts

Stats we all love

And a whistle without a referee

 

On the 10th day of Christmas, CRFC gave to me,

Awful players whining

Ladies who are winning

Message boards for boasting

League nights out for drinking

One ball that bounces

Five gol-den bricks

Four blogging turds

Free tee shirts

Stats we all love

And a whistle without a referee

 

On the 11th day of Christmas, CRFC gave to me,

Incessant site refreshing

Awful players whining

Ladies who are winning

Message boards for boasting

League nights out for drinking

One ball that bounces

Five gol-den bricks

Four blogging turds

Free tee shirts

Stats we all love

And a whistle without a referee

 

On the 12th day of Christmas, CRFC gave to me,

New leagues always forming

Incessant site refreshing

Awful players whining

Ladies who are winning

Message boards for boasting

League nights out for drinking

One ball that bounces

Five gol-den bricks

Four blogging turds

Free tee shirts

Stats we all love

And a whistle without a referee.

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