12 days of CRFC
Since we wonít have CRFC in our lives for the 12 days after Christmas and until January 22, allow me to capture that epiphany sentiment in a song, CRFC style. And it is even better if you actually sing it, especially the fifth night which is meant to be sung in high pitch. Itís catchy, trust me, youíll be humming it later tonight (Co–stanza). And if you donít celebrate Christmas, just mouth the words like I do in church.
On the 1st day of Christmas, CRFC gave to me,
A whistle without a referee
On the 2nd day of Christmas, CRFC gave to me,
Stats we all love
And a whistle without a referee
On the 3rd day of Christmas, CRFC gave to me,
Free tee shirts
Stats we all love
And a whistle without a referee
On the 4th day of Christmas, CRFC gave to me,
Four blogging turds
Free tee shirts
Stats we all love
And a whistle without a referee
On the 5th day of Christmas, CRFC gave to me,
Five gol-den bricks
Four blogging turds
Free tee shirts
Stats we all love
And a whistle without a referee
On the 6th day of Christmas, CRFC gave to me,
One ball that bounces
Five gol-den bricks
Four blogging turds
Free tee shirts
Stats we all love
And a whistle without a referee
On the 7th day of Christmas, CRFC gave to me,
League nights out for drinking
One ball that bounces
Five gol-den bricks
Four blogging turds
Free tee shirts
Stats we all love
And a whistle without a referee
On the 8th day of Christmas, CRFC gave to me,
Message boards for boasting
League nights out for drinking
One ball that bounces
Five gol-den bricks
Four blogging turds
Free tee shirts
Stats we all love
And a whistle without a referee
On the 9th day of Christmas, CRFC gave to me,
Ladies who are winning
Message boards for boasting
League nights out for drinking
One ball that bounces
Five gol-den bricks
Four blogging turds
Free tee shirts
Stats we all love
And a whistle without a referee
On the 10th day of Christmas, CRFC gave to me,
Awful players whining
Ladies who are winning
Message boards for boasting
League nights out for drinking
One ball that bounces
Five gol-den bricks
Four blogging turds
Free tee shirts
Stats we all love
And a whistle without a referee
On the 11th day of Christmas, CRFC gave to me,
Incessant site refreshing
Awful players whining
Ladies who are winning
Message boards for boasting
League nights out for drinking
One ball that bounces
Five gol-den bricks
Four blogging turds
Free tee shirts
Stats we all love
And a whistle without a referee
On the 12th day of Christmas, CRFC gave to me,
New leagues always forming
Incessant site refreshing
Awful players whining
Ladies who are winning
Message boards for boasting
League nights out for drinking
One ball that bounces
Five gol-den bricks
Four blogging turds
Free tee shirts
Stats we all love
And a whistle without a referee.
