Fall 2016: 5v5 Draft League Champs: Vandelay Industries

    Vandelay Runs Away
    Simon Says: Fire Away 45 Vandelay Industries 60

    Apparently due to a top-heavy Snake Draft, Vandelay Industries seemed to win this title on Draft Day....they look like a very stacked team with no unathletic dude wearing Rec Specs or overweight dead weight to be found.

    No, Ian, I'm not calling you overweight or making fun of Kenney for wearing contacts (do you?), but this was clearly an uphill battle for Simon Says. 

    They were only down 37-28 at the break after Begley brought out ANGRY HOPP with a couple of missed calls. Hopp did well to hit from deep but no one was hitting FTs on Simon Says while Condon, Yancy, Pirman and company came back the other way and kept getting high percentage shots.

    VI are the regional champions. They'll face the winner of 5v5 Draft East on 7pm on 12/13 at the YMCA. 

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    Simon Says: Fire Away 45  Vandelay Industries 60

    Vandelay Runs Away

    Apparently due to a top-heavy Snake Draft, Vandelay Industries seemed to win this title on Draft Day....they look like a very stacked team with no unathletic dude wearing Rec Specs or overweight dead weight to be found.

    No, Ian, I'm not calling you overweight or making fun of Kenney for wearing contacts (do you?), but this was clearly an uphill battle for Simon Says. 

    They were only down 37-28 at the break after Begley brought out ANGRY HOPP with a couple of missed calls. Hopp did well to hit from deep but no one was hitting FTs on Simon Says while Condon, Yancy, Pirman and company came back the other way and kept getting high percentage shots.

    VI are the regional champions. They'll face the winner of 5v5 Draft East on 7pm on 12/13 at the YMCA. 

    Simon Says: Fire Away
    Player PTS DRB ORB AST STL Blk TURN FTA FTM FTP 3P 3PM 3PP
    Andrew Sealund511100000NA 2150%
    Christian Hopp174223104125% 6467%
    Ian Rubiano56111005120% 200%
    Jared Espindola252000000NA 00NA
    Kevin Gibbons1121200033100% 4250%
    Matt Kenney4812200200% 400%

    Vandelay Industries
    Player PTS DRB ORB AST STL Blk TURN FTA FTM FTP 3P 3PM 3PP
    David Pirman1332110000NA 4375%
    Joey Graskemper76302002150% 00NA
    Kevin Condon137553004375% 100%
    Paul Sullivan240110000NA 00NA
    Rondell Howard131111003133% 400%
    Yancy Brown1091200022100% 00NA

Standings 5v5 Draft West F16 Thru Week
PTeamRecord%StreakGBPFPA
Vandelay Industries8-10.889W8061.2250.67
Anal Bum Covers7-20.778W3161.0058.56
Simon Says: Fire Away4-50.444W1459.5662.89
Smack City3-60.333L1561.2261.00
The Dickbutts3-60.333L4559.2265.00
Anal Derek Fissures2-70.222L3654.8959.00
Points Per Game
1Scott Moran
Smack City
22.29
2Jeff Yeakley
The Dickbutts
18.33
3Robert Haas
Anal Derek Fissures
17.00
4Jaspreet Mankoo
Smack City
16.89
5Loubins Francois
Anal Bum Covers
15.50
6Victor Chubukov
Smack City
15.43
7Christian Hopp
Simon Says: Fire Away
15.00

Player Rater
1Victor Chubukov
Smack City
49.077
2Yancy Brown
Vandelay Industries
43.5511
3Christian Hopp
Simon Says: Fire Away
39.5511
4Robert Haas
Anal Derek Fissures
38.449
5Scott Moran
Smack City
37.007
6Josh Schur
Vandelay Industries
36.297
7Kevin Condon
Vandelay Industries
36.179
8Xavier Holland
Anal Derek Fissures
34.949
9Jeff Yeakley
The Dickbutts
34.569
10Jaspreet Mankoo
Smack City
33.839

Rebounds Per Game
1Victor Chubukov
Smack City
14.14
2Robert Haas
Anal Derek Fissures
10.89
3Yancy Brown
Vandelay Industries
10.73
4Xavier Holland
Anal Derek Fissures
9.22
5Kevin Condon
Vandelay Industries
9.00
6Jared Espindola
Simon Says: Fire Away
8.45
7Alex Yuen
The Dickbutts
8.38

3s Per Game
1Scott Moran
Smack City
4.2938%
2David Pirman
Vandelay Industries
3.1341%
3Jaspreet Mankoo
Smack City
2.8934%
4Jeff Yeakley
The Dickbutts
2.5630%
5Christian Hopp
Simon Says: Fire Away
2.4540%
6Brooks Dyer
The Dickbutts
2.2244%
7Josh Schur
Vandelay Industries
2.1442%

Assists Per Game
1Christian Hopp
Simon Says: Fire Away
3.73
2Josh Schur
Vandelay Industries
3.57
3Rondell Howard
Vandelay Industries
3.40
4Jack Bowman
Smack City
3.38
5Joe Nash
Anal Bum Covers
3.14
6Mike Rogosa
Anal Bum Covers
2.86
7Yancy Brown
Vandelay Industries
2.55