Spring 2015: 5v5 Draft League Champs: Simon Says: No Mercy
Survive And Advance
Frowns for Towns 33 Corporan Greed 42
Everybody’s tired at the end of the night, and it’s hot, but is that really an excuse for this shitshow of an offensive performance? Harsh, yes, but Luigi was openly wondering if this was the lowest scoring 5v5 Draft Playoff game of all time, and if I was the Elias Sports Bureau, I might be able to tell you.
Things picked up after the Corps led 16-15 at halftime, and Bruno started to show out for his time with a sweet Hesi move to open up a 25-17 lead. Frowns came back thanks to Mo’s hustle and a couple timely threes by Howard, but after they tied it at 31, Bruno responded with a huge 3 to put his team in the driver’s seat. They hit enough FTs down the stretch to survive and advance.
Scores, Box Scores & Write-Ups
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Commentary by GARBAGE MAN & JC... Simon Says: No Mercy 57 Correia Rejects 47
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| Standings 5v5 Draft S15 Thru Week | |||||||
| P | Team | Record | % | Streak | GB | PF | PA |
| Correia Rejects | 7-2 | 0.778 | W2 | 0 | 61.78 | 45.78 | |
| Simon Says: No Mercy | 7-2 | 0.778 | W3 | 0 | 59.33 | 48.22 | |
| Frowns for Towns | 6-3 | 0.667 | L2 | 1 | 49.00 | 47.56 | |
| Who Dookied in the Urinal | 5-4 | 0.556 | L1 | 2 | 53.00 | 60.11 | |
| Springer Gone Wild | 4-5 | 0.444 | L1 | 3 | 55.33 | 58.78 | |
| HoneyDicked | 3-6 | 0.333 | L4 | 4 | 54.78 | 55.22 | |
| Corporan Greed | 3-6 | 0.333 | W1 | 4 | 48.22 | 54.89 | |
| Where's Wilson | 1-8 | 0.111 | W1 | 6 | 49.78 | 60.67 | |
| Points Per Game | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Dennis Klavins Springer Gone Wild | 18.82 | |||
| 2 | Ryan Purington HoneyDicked | 16.50 | |||
| 3 | Thomas Bruno Corporan Greed | 16.45 | |||
| 4 | Pete Wilson Where's Wilson | 16.00 | |||
| 5 | Tyler Massey Correia Rejects | 15.73 | |||
| 6 | Matt Keeney Who Dookied in the Urinal | 15.67 | |||
| 7 | Lawrence Thurber Correia Rejects | 15.33 | |||
| Player Rater | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Ryan Purington HoneyDicked | 43.55 | 10 | ||
| 2 | Yancy Brown Correia Rejects | 43.33 | 12 | ||
| 3 | Pete Wilson Where's Wilson | 42.00 | 6 | ||
| 4 | Thomas Bruno Corporan Greed | 40.55 | 11 | ||
| 5 | Drew DeBari Who Dookied in the Urinal | 39.39 | 9 | ||
| 6 | Dennis Klavins Springer Gone Wild | 39.14 | 11 | ||
| 7 | Mike Rogosa Simon Says: No Mercy | 38.45 | 10 | ||
| 8 | Christian Hopp HoneyDicked | 36.80 | 10 | ||
| 9 | Matt Keeney Who Dookied in the Urinal | 36.72 | 9 | ||
| 10 | Gael Frouin Springer Gone Wild | 36.50 | 6 | ||
| 10 | Lawrence Thurber Correia Rejects | 36.50 | 12 | ||
| Rebounds Per Game | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Yancy Brown Correia Rejects | 12.67 | |||
| 2 | Ryan Purington HoneyDicked | 12.30 | |||
| 3 | Pete Wilson Where's Wilson | 10.00 | |||
| 4 | Harry Boone Where's Wilson | 9.22 | |||
| 5 | Alex Yuen Where's Wilson | 9.13 | |||
| 6 | Caleb Buck Corporan Greed | 8.50 | |||
| 7 | Maurice Klaehne Frowns for Towns | 7.60 | |||
| 3s Per Game | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Drew DeBari Who Dookied in the Urinal | 3.22 | 37% | ||
| 2 | Tyler Massey Correia Rejects | 3.18 | 38% | ||
| 3 | Dennis Klavins Springer Gone Wild | 2.55 | 37% | ||
| 4 | Matt Keeney Who Dookied in the Urinal | 2.33 | 29% | ||
| 5 | Pete Wilson Where's Wilson | 2.17 | 33% | ||
| 6 | Joe Nash Simon Says: No Mercy | 1.92 | 38% | ||
| 7 | Thomas Bruno Corporan Greed | 1.91 | 26% | ||
| Assists Per Game | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Christian Hopp HoneyDicked | 5.10 | |||
| 2 | Jack Bowman Correia Rejects | 4.17 | |||
| 3 | Pete Wilson Where's Wilson | 3.33 | |||
| 4 | Drew DeBari Who Dookied in the Urinal | 3.22 | |||
| 5 | Jason Correia Springer Gone Wild | 2.86 | |||
| 6 | Gael Frouin Springer Gone Wild | 2.83 | |||
| 7 | Mike Rogosa Simon Says: No Mercy | 2.60 | |||
