Spring 2015: 5v5 Draft League Champs: Simon Says: No Mercy

    Survive And Advance
    Frowns for Towns 33 Corporan Greed 42

    Everybody’s tired at the end of the night, and it’s hot, but is that really an excuse for this shitshow of an offensive performance? Harsh, yes, but Luigi was openly wondering if this was the lowest scoring 5v5 Draft Playoff game of all time, and if I was the Elias Sports Bureau, I might be able to tell you.

     

    Things picked up after the Corps led 16-15 at halftime, and Bruno started to show out for his time with a sweet Hesi move to open up a 25-17 lead. Frowns came back thanks to Mo’s hustle and a couple timely threes by Howard, but after they tied it at 31, Bruno responded with a huge 3 to put his team in the driver’s seat. They hit enough FTs down the stretch to survive and advance. 

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    Simon Says: No Mercy 57  Correia Rejects 47

    Simon Says: No Mercy
    Player PTS DRB ORB AST STL Blk TURN FTA FTM FTP 3P 3PM 3PP
    Charles RePoux732000000NA 2150%
    Dan Lopez612200000NA 100%
    Dave Murdoch010000000NA 00NA
    Ian Rubiano105214208675% 200%
    Joe Nash1060410000NA 3267%
    Mike Rogosa1711122508563% 100%
    Terrance Lynch010010000NA 00NA
    Xavier Ramdial4002200100% 100%

    Correia Rejects
    Player PTS DRB ORB AST STL Blk TURN FTA FTM FTP 3P 3PM 3PP
    Damian Ruff2331010200% 100%
    Gared Schneberger000010000NA 100%
    Jack Bowman254310000NA 500%
    Lawrence Thurber103000002150% 3133%
    Mark Cervero001000000NA 00NA
    Tyler Massey1124011022100% 5360%
    Yancy Brown187802006467% 00NA

Standings 5v5 Draft S15 Thru Week
PTeamRecord%StreakGBPFPA
Correia Rejects7-20.778W2061.7845.78
Simon Says: No Mercy7-20.778W3059.3348.22
Frowns for Towns6-30.667L2149.0047.56
Who Dookied in the Urinal5-40.556L1253.0060.11
Springer Gone Wild4-50.444L1355.3358.78
HoneyDicked3-60.333L4454.7855.22
Corporan Greed3-60.333W1448.2254.89
Where's Wilson1-80.111W1649.7860.67
Points Per Game
1Dennis Klavins
Springer Gone Wild
18.82
2Ryan Purington
HoneyDicked
16.50
3Thomas Bruno
Corporan Greed
16.45
4Pete Wilson
Where's Wilson
16.00
5Tyler Massey
Correia Rejects
15.73
6Matt Keeney
Who Dookied in the Urinal
15.67
7Lawrence Thurber
Correia Rejects
15.33

Player Rater
1Ryan Purington
HoneyDicked
43.5510
2Yancy Brown
Correia Rejects
43.3312
3Pete Wilson
Where's Wilson
42.006
4Thomas Bruno
Corporan Greed
40.5511
5Drew DeBari
Who Dookied in the Urinal
39.399
6Dennis Klavins
Springer Gone Wild
39.1411
7Mike Rogosa
Simon Says: No Mercy
38.4510
8Christian Hopp
HoneyDicked
36.8010
9Matt Keeney
Who Dookied in the Urinal
36.729
10Gael Frouin
Springer Gone Wild
36.506
10Lawrence Thurber
Correia Rejects
36.5012

Rebounds Per Game
1Yancy Brown
Correia Rejects
12.67
2Ryan Purington
HoneyDicked
12.30
3Pete Wilson
Where's Wilson
10.00
4Harry Boone
Where's Wilson
9.22
5Alex Yuen
Where's Wilson
9.13
6Caleb Buck
Corporan Greed
8.50
7Maurice Klaehne
Frowns for Towns
7.60

3s Per Game
1Drew DeBari
Who Dookied in the Urinal
3.2237%
2Tyler Massey
Correia Rejects
3.1838%
3Dennis Klavins
Springer Gone Wild
2.5537%
4Matt Keeney
Who Dookied in the Urinal
2.3329%
5Pete Wilson
Where's Wilson
2.1733%
6Joe Nash
Simon Says: No Mercy
1.9238%
7Thomas Bruno
Corporan Greed
1.9126%

Assists Per Game
1Christian Hopp
HoneyDicked
5.10
2Jack Bowman
Correia Rejects
4.17
3Pete Wilson
Where's Wilson
3.33
4Drew DeBari
Who Dookied in the Urinal
3.22
5Jason Correia
Springer Gone Wild
2.86
6Gael Frouin
Springer Gone Wild
2.83
7Mike Rogosa
Simon Says: No Mercy
2.60