Spring 2016: Franchise “B” League Champs: Vandelay Industries

    Stats are up Randall almost fights Seitz Kaps amy bitch who only cares about his stats
    Hibachi! 62 I Play of Kaps 73

    Writeups!!!  Everyone loves writeups, especially Kap so he can control + F "kap" to see how many times his name comes up.  Unfortunately for all of us and Kerk's team, he hit too many 3s so i do have to say his name a few times.

    Sucks for us...

    The game started with some play from Ian Cundall, assisting ans scoring early on; he had a sweet pass to Seitz who put it home; that's all Seitz does, is keep on scoring.  Soon after Kap scored, then Gan's helped to silence the crowd.  hayes was also beasting in the post, making it 13-6 bad guys with 13 minutes left in play.

    Then a Kap 3.  

    Then a weird bird started chriping when a pass was made to Cundall again..

    "assist, assists, assist, assist" was all i heard.  Pretty annoying bird.

    Jet then scored keeping them in it...or trying to.

    The best part of the game was a 3 minute stretch (more like 20 minutes) where for some reason Randall just did not like something Seitz was doing and man did he let him know.  At first i thought, is Randall crazy, what the hell is he talking about?  But then i somewhat saw some weirdly hard probably intentional elbows from Seitz on drives, ala Lebron, and I kind of see what he was saying.  Either way it was so fun to watch.  I was hoping for Mike Tyson punchout.  Tibb's however was not hoping for this.

    #RIPtibbs

    There goes that damn bird again, man is that annoying.  One of the most annoying sounds i think i have ever hear...in my life.

    Seitz however didnt really care and kept scoring at will.  He had  a few And-1's to go with that.  COUNT IT!

    The only real bright spot for Team Kerk was Booth playing great, taking it strong, and scoring easily.  Here's an idea, let him shoot more?

    The second half started and..

    ASSIST, ASSIST, ASSIST, ASSISTS..stupid bird

    Walker was working early, same with Booth.  Those guys were playing great as Kerk couldnt get much to fall, Gan's got his usual open shots in, and Randall was playing really nice...but Kap and Seitz kept scoring and the bench guys were killing it.  

    The final score of 73-62 doesnt show how bad Seitz and co were beating them.

    GRADES:

    Setiz: A. Scored, played great

    Kap: A-.  Scored, played ok...but hit some 3s.

    Benchmob: A.  All of them, they all played great and kept them going.  Hayes was the points leader of the group, but Cundall Russi and Amir all did various great things

    Booth: A. Best game ive ever seen him play...though that is 2 times

    Randall: B+.  actually played great overall, floor leader at times, high energy, almost mike tyson punchouted Seitz so he gets a boost with the entertainment

    Walker: B.  Played ok, much better in 2nd half.  Needed to score more against the bench guys on other team

    Kerk and Gans: B-.  Intangibles to do a little of everything, Gans with assists and Kerk with boards, but not much scoring outside of garbage time 3s from Gans.  This team is solid but they need both guys to perform better

    Jet: C+.  Pains me to give him this, but 2 points?  After hitting 4 threes on my team the week prior?  yikes...

    Scores, Box Scores & Write-Ups

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    Mean Machine 69  Vandelay Industries 70

    Mean Machine
    Player PTS DRB ORB AST STL Blk TURN FTA FTM FTP 3P 3PM 3PP
    Ben Koller2684212000NA 00NA
    Eric Rosiello235232103267% 8338%
    Jeff Rubin241110000NA 400%
    Joel Francois1072311000NA 00NA
    Nathan Carlucci610001000NA 3267%
    Ronaldo Vega210100000NA 300%

    Vandelay Industries
    Player PTS DRB ORB AST STL Blk TURN FTA FTM FTP 3P 3PM 3PP
    Casey Tenney34153522010770% 15533%
    Corey McCusker15411200100% 5120%
    Mark Weindling851111022100% 100%
    Nick Frongillo142124105360% 4125%

Standings Franchise B Draft Thru Week
PTeamRecord%StreakGBPFPA
Downey Has a Horse8-10.889W7071.1159.67
I Play of Kaps7-20.778W5166.0058.11
Hibachi!6-30.667L2264.2259.44
That'll Do Pigley6-30.667L1268.4459.11
Mean Machine5-40.556W1364.6764.78
Vandelay Industries5-40.556W1372.0069.33
DON'T SL33P3-60.333L1563.3367.22
EJ2-70.222L1650.7860.11
Royal Family2-70.222L5660.2266.22
Kahana Mama1-80.111W1750.4467.22
Points Per Game
1Mike Seitz
I Play of Kaps
35.13
2Matt Fermon
Downey Has a Horse
32.36
3Casey Tenney
Vandelay Industries
30.18
4Kevin Swecker
That'll Do Pigley
26.30
5Matt Kaplan
I Play of Kaps
25.00
6Eric Rosiello
Mean Machine
24.33
7Nate Mendes
DON'T SL33P
22.40

Player Rater
1Casey Tenney
Vandelay Industries
71.0511
2Mike Seitz
I Play of Kaps
62.138
3Kevin Swecker
That'll Do Pigley
62.0010
4Matt Kaplan
I Play of Kaps
61.339
5Matt Fermon
Downey Has a Horse
59.4111
6Chris Cavano
Royal Family
52.568
7Alex Alemann
DON'T SL33P
51.818
8Ben Koller
Mean Machine
45.4212
9Eric Rosiello
Mean Machine
45.0812
10Matt Salvatore
EJ
45.009

Rebounds Per Game
1Casey Tenney
Vandelay Industries
17.55
2Chris Cavano
Royal Family
14.63
3Alex Alemann
DON'T SL33P
13.63
4Bennie Jones
EJ
13.40
5Ben Koller
Mean Machine
13.33
6Kevin Swecker
That'll Do Pigley
11.40
7Mike Seitz
I Play of Kaps
10.50

3s Per Game
1Matt Fermon
Downey Has a Horse
6.0935%
2Matt Kaplan
I Play of Kaps
4.4434%
3Mike Seitz
I Play of Kaps
3.6348%
4Todd Hibner
Royal Family
3.4332%
5Nate Mendes
DON'T SL33P
3.3039%
6Casey Tenney
Vandelay Industries
3.2732%
7Kevin Swecker
That'll Do Pigley
2.9038%

Assists Per Game
1Matt Kaplan
I Play of Kaps
6.44
2Joel Francois
Mean Machine
4.92
3Kevin Swecker
That'll Do Pigley
4.60
4Casey Tenney
Vandelay Industries
4.00
5Matt Fermon
Downey Has a Horse
3.91
6Dan Eisenberg
That'll Do Pigley
3.44
7Mike Seitz
I Play of Kaps
3.25