Spring 2019: Franchise B Draft Champs: The Cream Team

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    Hofalanch Part 2 The Demise of The Nimrods
    Premature Threejaculation 88 Fightin Nimrods 68

    Hofalanch Part 2: The Demise of The Nimrods

                    Harry asked me to fill in, and keep the score , after looking and seeing it was two great teams it made me say yes a lil easier, as we were in for a treat. The first half lived up to my high expectations. A sexilicious steal/finish from Joel , Hof got his crazy night started with a midrange/ then added a trey ball it was 7-0 Pre was looking real good. Talbot got the Nimrods on the board with his greta looking jumpshot it was 7-3, Talbot continued to get his team back in as he added a fllthy take 7-5 Pre still up. Cavano got in on the assit game as he found Landon for 3 , nice run for the Nims it was 9-8. Hof looked locked in as he cashed another 3, Nims kept fighting as Talbot found Cavano for the bucket it was 12-10 with 12:32 on the clock. Hof would get fouled on a 3, and watched it float through the net, he loved it “Lets gooooooooooo!”. Cavano found Tommy Guns  to keep pace 17-12. Tommy Guns got in on the passing game finding a hot Landon for 3, he liked that so much they made the same exact play Nimrods were up 18-17!. Did not last long as Joel found Sisko on a great P n roll play 19-18 PRE. Hof just too good nails another 3, then another 3 he was black out fucking drunk with 3’s!! Hof got board of 3’s so he decided to add a midrange just for fun. Tommy  finally got a bucket to fall 27-21 Nims hanging in. Tommy  had 6 boards 3 ast early as he hit Talbot for 3 it was 27-24.  Landon  added to his very impressive half with another bucket to pull them with in one. Mals  the legend got his first bucket to keep pre up, Joel would throw a TB12 pass to Scout touchdown !!, but Talbot to Landon again, oh my lord !! 31-29 Pre still up. What a game this was with both teams keeping pace at the half we had a 38-36 scores the 2nd half would not be the same.

                    No scoring yet as two minutes have gone by but Tommy  ripped the ball out of Joels hands with his grown man strength. Ian’s line drive, laser beam three went through the net 41-36. Cavano  keeping his team in it with a nice O board put in , then the captain found Tommy  for 3 holy moly we were tied at 41 all !!!! Scout  would use his screen well to get a layup, Sisko with a  filthy pass finds Joel  for 2, Hoff  hit a 3 it was a 7-0 run, Tommy  would stop the run with a bucket, but Pre just kept on coming. Joel converted his patent sky hook,  Hof got an easy 2, looking like they are pulling away. Joel would catch fire , Hof  would Hofalalch  the Nims for the tune of 10 3’s , as he buried their souls, Pre runs away 88-68.

    Nims

    Cavano-B-) ive def seen better games from him, liked his passing though

    Tommy-B-passed/rebounded well most of his points were in garbage time

    Landon-A-)Best game ive seen from him, solid all the way around

    Talbot-B+-super efficient shooting, almost zero rebounds/got cooked on D

    Pre

    Joel-A-Kids a star

    Hof-A+-Impossible for them to lose when he plays like this

    Scout-B+-Very good on both ends, Ian comes coming back slowly but surely

    Mals-B-All types of sext vet stuff from the legend in this one

    Sisko-B-Not a ton of points but his toughness set the tone

    Scores, Box Scores & Write-Ups

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    Premature Threejaculation
    Player PTS DRB ORB AST STL Blk TURN FTA FTM FTP 3P 3PM 3PP
    Andrew Sanginario011200000NA 900%
    Joel Shaffer18131111044100% 400%
    Ryan Hof5410331109889% 14750%

    The Cream Team
    Player PTS DRB ORB AST STL Blk TURN FTA FTM FTP 3P 3PM 3PP
    Carlo Cervini132523004125% 00NA
    Chad Agozzino1533410022100% 9333%
    Ed Bernstein1510410109667% 3133%
    Michael Marcus850000000NA 3267%
    Mike Cawley2321210077100% 4250%

Standings THE Franchise League S19 Thru Week
PTeamRecord%StreakGBPFPA
Premature Threejaculation7-20.778W2068.6764.44
Mark it Zero7-20.778W1074.6768.22
Hold My Dirk6-30.667W1169.2263.78
Fightin Nimrods5-40.556L4269.4468.89
Vandelay Industries4-50.444L1366.1169.00
The Cream Team3-60.333W1462.6766.56
Keno Crew2-70.222L1553.7860.67
A Young 352-70.222L1558.1161.11
Points Per Game
1Ryan Hof
Premature Threejaculation
40.80
2Casey Tenney
A Young 35
24.25
3Robert Haas
Hold My Dirk
22.30
4Vladi Nechev
Vandelay Industries
21.89
5David Baxter
Keno Crew
21.67
6Mike Cawley
The Cream Team
21.55
7Cory Gans
Vandelay Industries
21.36

Player Rater
1Ryan Hof
Premature Threejaculation
67.6510
2David Baxter
Keno Crew
60.086
3Casey Tenney
A Young 35
59.258
4Robert Haas
Hold My Dirk
54.0510
5Ben MacDonald
Hold My Dirk
51.509
6Mike Cawley
The Cream Team
50.6411
7Mike Etheridge
Keno Crew
49.068
8Joel Shaffer
Premature Threejaculation
45.8611
9Vladi Nechev
Vandelay Industries
44.569
10David Pendergast
Mark it Zero
43.4511

Rebounds Per Game
1David Baxter
Keno Crew
14.17
2Robert Haas
Hold My Dirk
13.90
3Mike Etheridge
Keno Crew
13.38
4Casey Tenney
A Young 35
12.75
5Joel Dennis
The Cream Team
10.90
6Greg Kerkorian
Fightin Nimrods
10.78
7Joel Shaffer
Premature Threejaculation
10.27

3s Per Game
1Ryan Hof
Premature Threejaculation
7.2050%
2Greg Talbot
Fightin Nimrods
3.7852%
3Cory Gans
Vandelay Industries
3.6448%
4Vladi Nechev
Vandelay Industries
3.3337%
4Jeff Rubin
A Young 35
3.3357%
6Casey Tenney
A Young 35
3.0032%
7Tom Kahana
Fightin Nimrods
2.6033%

Assists Per Game
1Greg Talbot
Fightin Nimrods
4.56
2Ben MacDonald
Hold My Dirk
4.44
3Mike Cawley
The Cream Team
4.36
4Ryan Hof
Premature Threejaculation
4.00
5Vladi Nechev
Vandelay Industries
3.67
6Mike Etheridge
Keno Crew
3.38
6Casey Tenney
A Young 35
3.38