Hofalanch Part 2 The Demise of The Nimrods
Premature Threejaculation 88 Fightin Nimrods 68
Hofalanch Part 2: The Demise of The Nimrods
Harry asked me to fill in, and keep the score , after looking and seeing it was two great teams it made me say yes a lil easier, as we were in for a treat. The first half lived up to my high expectations. A sexilicious steal/finish from Joel , Hof got his crazy night started with a midrange/ then added a trey ball it was 7-0 Pre was looking real good. Talbot got the Nimrods on the board with his greta looking jumpshot it was 7-3, Talbot continued to get his team back in as he added a fllthy take 7-5 Pre still up. Cavano got in on the assit game as he found Landon for 3 , nice run for the Nims it was 9-8. Hof looked locked in as he cashed another 3, Nims kept fighting as Talbot found Cavano for the bucket it was 12-10 with 12:32 on the clock. Hof would get fouled on a 3, and watched it float through the net, he loved it “Lets gooooooooooo!”. Cavano found Tommy Guns to keep pace 17-12. Tommy Guns got in on the passing game finding a hot Landon for 3, he liked that so much they made the same exact play Nimrods were up 18-17!. Did not last long as Joel found Sisko on a great P n roll play 19-18 PRE. Hof just too good nails another 3, then another 3 he was black out fucking drunk with 3’s!! Hof got board of 3’s so he decided to add a midrange just for fun. Tommy finally got a bucket to fall 27-21 Nims hanging in. Tommy had 6 boards 3 ast early as he hit Talbot for 3 it was 27-24. Landon added to his very impressive half with another bucket to pull them with in one. Mals the legend got his first bucket to keep pre up, Joel would throw a TB12 pass to Scout touchdown !!, but Talbot to Landon again, oh my lord !! 31-29 Pre still up. What a game this was with both teams keeping pace at the half we had a 38-36 scores the 2nd half would not be the same.
No scoring yet as two minutes have gone by but Tommy ripped the ball out of Joels hands with his grown man strength. Ian’s line drive, laser beam three went through the net 41-36. Cavano keeping his team in it with a nice O board put in , then the captain found Tommy for 3 holy moly we were tied at 41 all !!!! Scout would use his screen well to get a layup, Sisko with a filthy pass finds Joel for 2, Hoff hit a 3 it was a 7-0 run, Tommy would stop the run with a bucket, but Pre just kept on coming. Joel converted his patent sky hook, Hof got an easy 2, looking like they are pulling away. Joel would catch fire , Hof would Hofalalch the Nims for the tune of 10 3’s , as he buried their souls, Pre runs away 88-68.
Nims
Cavano-B-) ive def seen better games from him, liked his passing though
Tommy-B-passed/rebounded well most of his points were in garbage time
Landon-A-)Best game ive seen from him, solid all the way around
Talbot-B+-super efficient shooting, almost zero rebounds/got cooked on D
Pre
Joel-A-Kids a star
Hof-A+-Impossible for them to lose when he plays like this
Scout-B+-Very good on both ends, Ian comes coming back slowly but surely
Mals-B-All types of sext vet stuff from the legend in this one
Sisko-B-Not a ton of points but his toughness set the tone
Commentary by DEMAKES & CAWLEY... Premature Threejaculation 72 The Cream Team 74
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Standings THE Franchise League S19 Thru Week | |||||||
P | Team | Record | % | Streak | GB | PF | PA |
Premature Threejaculation | 7-2 | 0.778 | W2 | 0 | 68.67 | 64.44 | |
Mark it Zero | 7-2 | 0.778 | W1 | 0 | 74.67 | 68.22 | |
Hold My Dirk | 6-3 | 0.667 | W1 | 1 | 69.22 | 63.78 | |
Fightin Nimrods | 5-4 | 0.556 | L4 | 2 | 69.44 | 68.89 | |
Vandelay Industries | 4-5 | 0.444 | L1 | 3 | 66.11 | 69.00 | |
The Cream Team | 3-6 | 0.333 | W1 | 4 | 62.67 | 66.56 | |
Keno Crew | 2-7 | 0.222 | L1 | 5 | 53.78 | 60.67 | |
A Young 35 | 2-7 | 0.222 | L1 | 5 | 58.11 | 61.11 |
Points Per Game | |||||
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1 | Ryan Hof Premature Threejaculation | 40.80 | |||
2 | Casey Tenney A Young 35 | 24.25 | |||
3 | Robert Haas Hold My Dirk | 22.30 | |||
4 | Vladi Nechev Vandelay Industries | 21.89 | |||
5 | David Baxter Keno Crew | 21.67 | |||
6 | Mike Cawley The Cream Team | 21.55 | |||
7 | Cory Gans Vandelay Industries | 21.36 |
Player Rater | |||||
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1 | Ryan Hof Premature Threejaculation | 67.65 | 10 | ||
2 | David Baxter Keno Crew | 60.08 | 6 | ||
3 | Casey Tenney A Young 35 | 59.25 | 8 | ||
4 | Robert Haas Hold My Dirk | 54.05 | 10 | ||
5 | Ben MacDonald Hold My Dirk | 51.50 | 9 | ||
6 | Mike Cawley The Cream Team | 50.64 | 11 | ||
7 | Mike Etheridge Keno Crew | 49.06 | 8 | ||
8 | Joel Shaffer Premature Threejaculation | 45.86 | 11 | ||
9 | Vladi Nechev Vandelay Industries | 44.56 | 9 | ||
10 | David Pendergast Mark it Zero | 43.45 | 11 |
Rebounds Per Game | |||||
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1 | David Baxter Keno Crew | 14.17 | |||
2 | Robert Haas Hold My Dirk | 13.90 | |||
3 | Mike Etheridge Keno Crew | 13.38 | |||
4 | Casey Tenney A Young 35 | 12.75 | |||
5 | Joel Dennis The Cream Team | 10.90 | |||
6 | Greg Kerkorian Fightin Nimrods | 10.78 | |||
7 | Joel Shaffer Premature Threejaculation | 10.27 |
3s Per Game | |||||
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1 | Ryan Hof Premature Threejaculation | 7.20 | 50% | ||
2 | Greg Talbot Fightin Nimrods | 3.78 | 52% | ||
3 | Cory Gans Vandelay Industries | 3.64 | 48% | ||
4 | Vladi Nechev Vandelay Industries | 3.33 | 37% | ||
4 | Jeff Rubin A Young 35 | 3.33 | 57% | ||
6 | Casey Tenney A Young 35 | 3.00 | 32% | ||
7 | Tom Kahana Fightin Nimrods | 2.60 | 33% |
Assists Per Game | |||||
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1 | Greg Talbot Fightin Nimrods | 4.56 | |||
2 | Ben MacDonald Hold My Dirk | 4.44 | |||
3 | Mike Cawley The Cream Team | 4.36 | |||
4 | Ryan Hof Premature Threejaculation | 4.00 | |||
5 | Vladi Nechev Vandelay Industries | 3.67 | |||
6 | Mike Etheridge Keno Crew | 3.38 | |||
6 | Casey Tenney A Young 35 | 3.38 |