Since the normal narrative rankings seem so boring nowadays (seriously, I have run out of Serenity Now references), I have attached a New Year’s resolution to each team’s seed that might really help improve their chances of winning it all this season. I do realize that you may also have a few resolutions for me, but, well, get your own blog!
To shake the ‘most dominant CRFC team never to win a title’ tag and actually win the unification championship this season.
To not fade away down the stretch of the season again, like the Red Sox do every season (2004 excluded).
To prove to the East that we can play with the best of them, when we really feel like it.
To continue to use our size advantage to its fullest, a la Selma Hayek.
To focus more on the actual game and less on the actual Wolverine.
#6 SERENITY NOW
To recover quickly from this really long plunge in our pre-season ranking.
To realize that our past glory only goes so far with our fan base (see the Boston Celtics).
#8 SOLID GOLD
To find a way to win at least a few of those really close games that we always seem to have.
To understand that our best shot at a title is to play these games 3 on 3.
WILD (Samoan) CARDS – From Parts Unknown, Weight Unknown…
BEACON TOWN BEAVERS
To admit that ‘Gray’ and ‘Chunky’ are no way to describe a successful beaver.
To not get mad at the Wolverine for using yet another Geico joke in his write-ups.
BAD NEWS BEARS
To realize that the only Bad News Bear worth modeling your life after was Kelly.