Two months ago I said that there would be a quick turnaround time to the 3rd Class of the Hall of Fame, then we would be posting a new class every Winter season. The time for dilly-dallying is over and it’s time to release the latest class! The criteria to get into the Hall has not changed […]
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News Flash: There’s a Cox in the Box!
Keep your pants on people, The Box and The Corner have come together to bring you this once in a lifetime collaboration effort choc full of gossip, the secrets to financial freedom, and never-before-revealed sex-tips�all in the interest of bringing a lil more bush & hoo-haa into all of your lives� JBerr: Ok, Let�s make a […]
5v5 B West Fall 09 Preview
Welcome to the Fall 2009 5v5 B West Selection Show (thatís a mouthful)!! Much like all of my lifeís scrupulous decision making, I have comprised this preview based on a refined method of selection I like to call ìeenie-meanie-minie-mo.î You may have heard of it in one of your advanced applied economics courses? I find that not only is it […]
Go Ask JBerr
Journalists realized that posing questions was not merely a practical working method for the reporter modestly gathering information with notebook and pencil in hand; it was a means of exerting power. The journalist is not merely the one who asks questions but the one who has a sacred right to ask, to ask anyone about […]
Women’s 5v5 Sizzlin Summer ’09 Preview
That’s right, ladies. He does more than just sit there and look beautiful, give OCal a chubby, and put his beers on your tab. He’s got love for his ladies an the Box is now featuring his latest work, the Women’s 5v5 Summer ’09 Preview by none other than Callie’s Baby Bro, The Playboy, Cuntry […]
It’s Not You, It’s Me
Dear 5v5 B, If youíre reading this letter than you already know. Iíve been replaced. My lines. My write-ups. Everything. Iím at the Comfort Inn. Room 112. Please knock before entering, <3 JBerr. Itís not you, itís me (read Josh). While our intimate and surly tryst has brought nothing but pleasure and complete satisfaction to […]
Get Rubbed: 5v5 B East Awards
Welcome to JBerrís massage parlor, where egos are created, nurtured and encouraged to thrive, turning even the most modest of men into full-blown, narcissistic ego-maniacs. [ìUuuuuuuh, caress me downî softly cues in the background] I would first like to thank you all for an entertaining and highly enjoyable seasonóI hope the feelings are mutual, and […]
CACamacation
In light of today’s economy it’s never too safe to be perusing the Want Ads, brushing up your resume, and proving to your current colleagues that you’re not a lazy dbag and that despite the glaring evidence in your web browsing history you really don’t spend your entire day g-chatting, message board posting, blog reading, […]
To C League Thanks for Everything, JBerr
Itís been a pleasure moonlighting over @ the Kennedy School this season to cover the C League. Iíve shared so many fond memories with everyone over the past few months that I thought Iíd recall them here in appreciation and recognition of all the players. Tick/Tock: Carrying the damn portable scoreboard to and fro got to be rather […]
C League “Awards Show”
For those who didn’t catch it on the message boards… Jillian was kind enough to break away from stalking former A League players over the age of 40 and grace us with some scintillating commentary. I pretty much drew up my version of the awards and then let Jillian pontificate, rant and rave, and decimate […]
