Winter 2016: 5v5 Draft League Champs: Whore Island

    Hopp Gets His Chip
    Something Something Simon 41 Whore Island 52

    5v5 Draft Final and I would give this more effort if a sea of write-ups for four nights in a row at the Y hadn’t drowned my motivation.

     

    Hopp’s team got out to a 9-0 start in a flash, which was right where Ian’s squad wanted to be. They got down 11-1 in the semis but came back to win a close one, so apparently the only difference this time was the refs?

     

    Hogwash. The difference was letting Bossart get all the way to the rim and Bobby being a beast with 16 defensive rebounds to limit second chances. Dave’s weird flick of a shot also wasn’t falling, and they had to depend on Ian hitting a three to stop another 9-0 run from Whore Island, at which point you knew it was already ova.

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    Something Something Simon 41  Whore Island 52

    Hopp Gets His Chip

    5v5 Draft Final and I would give this more effort if a sea of write-ups for four nights in a row at the Y hadn’t drowned my motivation.

     

    Hopp’s team got out to a 9-0 start in a flash, which was right where Ian’s squad wanted to be. They got down 11-1 in the semis but came back to win a close one, so apparently the only difference this time was the refs?

     

    Hogwash. The difference was letting Bossart get all the way to the rim and Bobby being a beast with 16 defensive rebounds to limit second chances. Dave’s weird flick of a shot also wasn’t falling, and they had to depend on Ian hitting a three to stop another 9-0 run from Whore Island, at which point you knew it was already ova.

    Something Something Simon
    Player PTS DRB ORB AST STL Blk TURN FTA FTM FTP 3P 3PM 3PP
    Ben Koller653100000NA 00NA
    Christian Tams000000000NA 00NA
    David Pirman640210000NA 10220%
    Finn Chappell010000000NA 00NA
    Ian Rubiano7630100400% 2150%
    Peter Schirripa1310310204125% 00NA
    Rob Ficker91111004375% 300%
    Tim McDonald040301000NA 100%

    Whore Island
    Player PTS DRB ORB AST STL Blk TURN FTA FTM FTP 3P 3PM 3PP
    Ben Leedy36121002150% 200%
    Christian Hopp921520000NA 2150%
    Daniel Mendelshon010100000NA 00NA
    Kevin Herron041011000NA 00NA
    Matt Bossart225323006583% 2150%
    Robert Haas1816000009667% 4250%
    Stephen Piasta020000000NA 100%

Standings 5v5 Draft W16 Thru Week
PTeamRecord%StreakGBPFPA
Something Something Simon8-10.889W3063.4446.78
Whore Island7-20.778W4160.8952.00
Lark Voorhies' Face6-30.667W5261.6757.44
Two Comma Club5-40.556L2364.6765.11
Skimmin' for Simmons3-60.333L3553.7859.56
Ghost With a Boner3-60.333W1556.3357.44
Your Mother's Favorite2-70.222L6651.0059.89
Here to make sure Ian/Drew lose2-70.222L1654.3367.89
Points Per Game
1Casey Tenney
Two Comma Club
24.50
2Jeff Yeakley
Skimmin' for Simmons
20.57
3Matt Kenney
Lark Voorhies' Face
18.33
4Drew DeBari
Lark Voorhies' Face
16.80
5Matt Bossart
Whore Island
15.80
6Tim McDonald
Something Something Simon
15.45
7Remy Baudet
Your Mother's Favorite
15.17

Player Rater
1Casey Tenney
Two Comma Club
54.1010
2Yancy Brown
Your Mother's Favorite
43.568
3Matt Kenney
Lark Voorhies' Face
38.069
4Jeff Yeakley
Skimmin' for Simmons
36.867
5Christian Hopp
Whore Island
36.7711
6Matt Bossart
Whore Island
36.6010
7Tim McDonald
Something Something Simon
36.3611
8Peter Schirripa
Something Something Simon
36.1010
9Drew DeBari
Lark Voorhies' Face
34.7510
10Tyler Massey
Two Comma Club
33.6010

Rebounds Per Game
1Yancy Brown
Your Mother's Favorite
13.63
2Casey Tenney
Two Comma Club
12.60
3Peter Schirripa
Something Something Simon
11.60
4Robert Haas
Whore Island
11.00
5Ben Leedy
Whore Island
7.82
6Matt Bossart
Whore Island
7.40
7Joey Graskemper
Your Mother's Favorite
7.14

3s Per Game
1Jeff Yeakley
Skimmin' for Simmons
3.7141%
2Casey Tenney
Two Comma Club
3.1042%
3Robbie Hanson
Here to make sure Ian/Drew lose
2.6741%
4Cameron Ross
Skimmin' for Simmons
2.6349%
5David Pirman
Something Something Simon
2.3338%
6Drew DeBari
Lark Voorhies' Face
2.3035%
6Tyler Massey
Two Comma Club
2.3032%

Assists Per Game
1Christian Hopp
Whore Island
4.82
2Rob Ficker
Something Something Simon
3.64
3Tim McDonald
Something Something Simon
2.91
4Drew DeBari
Lark Voorhies' Face
2.70
5Casey Tenney
Two Comma Club
2.50
5Tariq Nicholson
Your Mother's Favorite
2.50
7Joe Nash
Two Comma Club
2.30