Winter 2016: A 5v5 League Champs: Love Me Sexy
Too Big Kid
Dads Only 48 Love Me Sexy 69
A League Final didn’t live up to the hype, as Love Me Sexy broke the Dad’s spirit early. It was 27-11 in a flash and Dad’s called a timeout before putting Ricky into the game for some size…he snatched a DREB a minute later and I was shocked to notice that was the first board I notched for their ENTIRE TEAM to that point.
Needless to say, the Twin Towers of Walsh and GMac were a huge problem for Dad’s, and Mac was able to take advantage of a mismatch as LMS “SG” against Mazz.
The fact that the floor was mad slippery due to condensation and whatever fucking scientific factors go into this global warming-related nutjob weather we have going on certainly didn’t help the Dad’s, because Marcel and Ryo couldn’t use their quickness game as much.
But they still went on a slow 12-0 run to make it a game (27-23), and Ryo popped off the best highlight off the night when he OOH KILL EM’D Mo with a crossover and drained a three.
LMS led 37-28 at the break, broke the Dad’s zone, and broke their spirit when a tipped out rebound was tracked down by GMac (Move, Mazz!), who knocked down a 3 to make it 48-37.
The final nail in the coffin was a 3 from Steve that rattled in and out and fell to make it 63-48, and gave LMS their 2nd (or 3rd?) A League title.
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Commentary by MAZZ... Dads Only 48 Love Me Sexy 69 Too Big Kid A League Final didn’t live up to the hype, as Love Me Sexy broke the Dad’s spirit early. It was 27-11 in a flash and Dad’s called a timeout before putting Ricky into the game for some size…he snatched a DREB a minute later and I was shocked to notice that was the first board I notched for their ENTIRE TEAM to that point.
Needless to say, the Twin Towers of Walsh and GMac were a huge problem for Dad’s, and Mac was able to take advantage of a mismatch as LMS “SG” against Mazz.
The fact that the floor was mad slippery due to condensation and whatever fucking scientific factors go into this global warming-related nutjob weather we have going on certainly didn’t help the Dad’s, because Marcel and Ryo couldn’t use their quickness game as much.
But they still went on a slow 12-0 run to make it a game (27-23), and Ryo popped off the best highlight off the night when he OOH KILL EM’D Mo with a crossover and drained a three.
LMS led 37-28 at the break, broke the Dad’s zone, and broke their spirit when a tipped out rebound was tracked down by GMac (Move, Mazz!), who knocked down a 3 to make it 48-37.
The final nail in the coffin was a 3 from Steve that rattled in and out and fell to make it 63-48, and gave LMS their 2nd (or 3rd?) A League title.
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| Standings A 5v5 W16 Thru Week | |||||||
| P | Team | Record | % | Streak | GB | PF | PA |
| GTL | 7-2 | 0.778 | W2 | 0 | 65.56 | 56.33 | |
| Love Me Sexy | 7-2 | 0.778 | L1 | 0 | 68.11 | 60.33 | |
| Mom's Bent Over | 6-3 | 0.667 | W3 | 1 | 77.33 | 76.00 | |
| Dads Only | 5-4 | 0.556 | W1 | 2 | 64.00 | 60.44 | |
| Get Wet Stay Wet | 4-5 | 0.444 | W2 | 3 | 52.44 | 58.44 | |
| Zards | 3-6 | 0.333 | L2 | 4 | 64.22 | 67.22 | |
| Blazers | 3-6 | 0.333 | L5 | 4 | 66.22 | 69.67 | |
| Intramural Heroes | 1-8 | 0.111 | L4 | 6 | 55.67 | 65.11 | |
| Points Per Game | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Jeff Manchester GTL | 25.71 | |||
| 2 | James Morse Get Wet Stay Wet | 21.33 | |||
| 3 | Andrew Madlinger Zards | 20.63 | |||
| 4 | Cody Otto Blazers | 19.11 | |||
| 5 | Mike Evanovich Mom's Bent Over | 18.78 | |||
| 6 | Sean Walsh Love Me Sexy | 17.42 | |||
| 7 | Ryo Gokita Dads Only | 15.18 | |||
| Player Rater | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | James Morse Get Wet Stay Wet | 54.08 | 6 | ||
| 2 | Mike Evanovich Mom's Bent Over | 51.28 | 9 | ||
| 3 | Sean Walsh Love Me Sexy | 43.04 | 12 | ||
| 4 | Ryo Gokita Dads Only | 42.14 | 11 | ||
| 5 | Jeff Manchester GTL | 41.36 | 7 | ||
| 6 | Cody Otto Blazers | 41.17 | 9 | ||
| 7 | Andrew Madlinger Zards | 37.69 | 8 | ||
| 8 | Greg McCarthy Love Me Sexy | 37.39 | 9 | ||
| 9 | Royce Henry GTL | 37.20 | 10 | ||
| 10 | John Cahill Get Wet Stay Wet | 36.93 | 7 | ||
| Rebounds Per Game | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Sean Walsh Love Me Sexy | 11.92 | |||
| 2 | Greg McCarthy Love Me Sexy | 9.67 | |||
| 2 | Mike Evanovich Mom's Bent Over | 9.67 | |||
| 4 | Royce Henry GTL | 9.60 | |||
| 5 | Mark Phillips Zards | 8.75 | |||
| 6 | James Morse Get Wet Stay Wet | 8.50 | |||
| 7 | Tim Gallivan Intramural Heroes | 8.44 | |||
| 3s Per Game | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Jeff Manchester GTL | 5.14 | 52% | ||
| 2 | John Cahill Get Wet Stay Wet | 4.29 | 57% | ||
| 3 | James Morse Get Wet Stay Wet | 3.67 | 42% | ||
| 4 | Mike Evanovich Mom's Bent Over | 3.56 | 46% | ||
| 5 | Andrew Madlinger Zards | 3.00 | 34% | ||
| 6 | Nick Mazzeo Dads Only | 2.67 | 43% | ||
| 7 | Ryan Fischer Mom's Bent Over | 2.57 | 42% | ||
| Assists Per Game | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Ryo Gokita Dads Only | 6.00 | |||
| 2 | James Morse Get Wet Stay Wet | 5.00 | |||
| 3 | Maurice Collins Love Me Sexy | 4.91 | |||
| 4 | Tim Caflisch Mom's Bent Over | 4.90 | |||
| 5 | John Karas Blazers | 4.88 | |||
| 6 | Michael Baker Zards | 4.70 | |||
| 7 | Mike Evanovich Mom's Bent Over | 4.67 | |||
