Winter 2016: A 5v5 League Champs: Love Me Sexy

    Too Big Kid
    Dads Only 48 Love Me Sexy 69

    A League Final didn’t live up to the hype, as Love Me Sexy broke the Dad’s spirit early. It was 27-11 in a flash and Dad’s called a timeout before putting Ricky into the game for some size…he snatched a DREB a minute later and I was shocked to notice that was the first board I notched for their ENTIRE TEAM to that point.

     

    Needless to say, the Twin Towers of Walsh and GMac were a huge problem for Dad’s, and Mac was able to take advantage of a mismatch as LMS “SG” against Mazz.

     

    The fact that the floor was mad slippery due to condensation and whatever fucking scientific factors go into this global warming-related nutjob weather we have going on certainly didn’t help the Dad’s, because Marcel and Ryo couldn’t use their quickness game as much.

     

    But they still went on a slow 12-0 run to make it a game (27-23), and Ryo popped off the best highlight off the night when he OOH KILL EM’D Mo with a crossover and drained a three.

     

    LMS led 37-28 at the break, broke the Dad’s zone, and broke their spirit when a tipped out rebound was tracked down by GMac (Move, Mazz!), who knocked down a 3 to make it 48-37.

     

    The final nail in the coffin was a 3 from Steve that rattled in and out and fell to make it 63-48, and gave LMS their 2nd (or 3rd?) A League title. 

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    Dads Only 48  Love Me Sexy 69

    Too Big Kid

    A League Final didn’t live up to the hype, as Love Me Sexy broke the Dad’s spirit early. It was 27-11 in a flash and Dad’s called a timeout before putting Ricky into the game for some size…he snatched a DREB a minute later and I was shocked to notice that was the first board I notched for their ENTIRE TEAM to that point.

     

    Needless to say, the Twin Towers of Walsh and GMac were a huge problem for Dad’s, and Mac was able to take advantage of a mismatch as LMS “SG” against Mazz.

     

    The fact that the floor was mad slippery due to condensation and whatever fucking scientific factors go into this global warming-related nutjob weather we have going on certainly didn’t help the Dad’s, because Marcel and Ryo couldn’t use their quickness game as much.

     

    But they still went on a slow 12-0 run to make it a game (27-23), and Ryo popped off the best highlight off the night when he OOH KILL EM’D Mo with a crossover and drained a three.

     

    LMS led 37-28 at the break, broke the Dad’s zone, and broke their spirit when a tipped out rebound was tracked down by GMac (Move, Mazz!), who knocked down a 3 to make it 48-37.

     

    The final nail in the coffin was a 3 from Steve that rattled in and out and fell to make it 63-48, and gave LMS their 2nd (or 3rd?) A League title. 

    Dads Only
    Player PTS DRB ORB AST STL Blk TURN FTA FTM FTP 3P 3PM 3PP
    Dan Buckley010100000NA 00NA
    Josh Levin-Scherz622110000NA 5240%
    Marcel Malafaia41001103267% 100%
    Matt Hohrath211011206583% 6233%
    Nick Mazzeo330100000NA 4125%
    Ricky Philatre051001000NA 00NA
    Ryo Gokita1221220022100% 4250%
    Sammy Johnson241110000NA 00NA

    Love Me Sexy
    Player PTS DRB ORB AST STL Blk TURN FTA FTM FTP 3P 3PM 3PP
    Alex Said400120000NA 200%
    Greg McCarthy2244101022100% 4250%
    John Burns220000000NA 00NA
    Kevin Jacobs134000003133% 3267%
    Maurice Collins340720000NA 3133%
    Preston Raymond420400000NA 200%
    Sean Walsh165322106583% 3133%
    Steve Spirou502110000NA 2150%

Standings A 5v5 W16 Thru Week
PTeamRecord%StreakGBPFPA
GTL7-20.778W2065.5656.33
Love Me Sexy7-20.778L1068.1160.33
Mom's Bent Over6-30.667W3177.3376.00
Dads Only5-40.556W1264.0060.44
Get Wet Stay Wet4-50.444W2352.4458.44
Zards3-60.333L2464.2267.22
Blazers3-60.333L5466.2269.67
Intramural Heroes1-80.111L4655.6765.11
Points Per Game
1Jeff Manchester
GTL
25.71
2James Morse
Get Wet Stay Wet
21.33
3Andrew Madlinger
Zards
20.63
4Cody Otto
Blazers
19.11
5Mike Evanovich
Mom's Bent Over
18.78
6Sean Walsh
Love Me Sexy
17.42
7Ryo Gokita
Dads Only
15.18

Player Rater
1James Morse
Get Wet Stay Wet
54.086
2Mike Evanovich
Mom's Bent Over
51.289
3Sean Walsh
Love Me Sexy
43.0412
4Ryo Gokita
Dads Only
42.1411
5Jeff Manchester
GTL
41.367
6Cody Otto
Blazers
41.179
7Andrew Madlinger
Zards
37.698
8Greg McCarthy
Love Me Sexy
37.399
9Royce Henry
GTL
37.2010
10John Cahill
Get Wet Stay Wet
36.937

Rebounds Per Game
1Sean Walsh
Love Me Sexy
11.92
2Greg McCarthy
Love Me Sexy
9.67
2Mike Evanovich
Mom's Bent Over
9.67
4Royce Henry
GTL
9.60
5Mark Phillips
Zards
8.75
6James Morse
Get Wet Stay Wet
8.50
7Tim Gallivan
Intramural Heroes
8.44

3s Per Game
1Jeff Manchester
GTL
5.1452%
2John Cahill
Get Wet Stay Wet
4.2957%
3James Morse
Get Wet Stay Wet
3.6742%
4Mike Evanovich
Mom's Bent Over
3.5646%
5Andrew Madlinger
Zards
3.0034%
6Nick Mazzeo
Dads Only
2.6743%
7Ryan Fischer
Mom's Bent Over
2.5742%

Assists Per Game
1Ryo Gokita
Dads Only
6.00
2James Morse
Get Wet Stay Wet
5.00
3Maurice Collins
Love Me Sexy
4.91
4Tim Caflisch
Mom's Bent Over
4.90
5John Karas
Blazers
4.88
6Michael Baker
Zards
4.70
7Mike Evanovich
Mom's Bent Over
4.67