Winter 2009: B1 League Champs: Bones Says: Cummupins

    Hello McFly Sayz McFck It
    BONES SAYZ: Cummupins 61 Hello McFly 44

    Bones Sayz Cum in Your Face advances to the B1 West Finals tonight, swatting McFly to the floor en route to a dominating 17 point win lead by Freddy the Machete who put up 29 big ones.

     

    The first half was uglier than a Rosie OíDonnell/ post-op Michael Jackson love child. Thank god I donít have to keep track of ìnegative statsî ie: turn overs otherwise I think my pen would have run out of ink. After over 4 brutal minutes of rim jobs and bricks Mazzy finally picked off a misplaced pass from AK which converted to a completed AND1. Tibbs quickly responded schooliní Mazz on back to back righty takes which sadly turned out to be his only made lay-ups of the game. Nothing like coming out strong and limpin out.

     

    As both teams re-taught themselves how to shoot the basketball, the first half remained tight. Jimbooooo Jet impressed me with some sweet power moves through the lane and also managed to wrestle a few rebounds away from his own teammates, love the aggressive edge (Iíll be sure to tell my sister how good you are on the court). For Bones, Freddy and  Mazz demonstrated so much chemistry Iíd say they looked like they were experienced with passing more than just a basketball between one another.

     

    Down only 3 at half McFly was still in this one but extenuating circumstances interfered and within no time I got a Bone(r) pulled away for good as the Fazzone 1-2 combo ripped it up from downtown with 3 treys a piece. Defensively, Greg had a monster game dishing out more rejections than I received on Valentines Day, effectively taking the buzz out of the McFly offense.  To further dash their hopes, Jimboooo Jet injured his right BREASTticle whining the remainder of the game, AK tallied up about 5 assists for the other team, and Tibbs missed a bajillion lay-ups. Biggins will always be the man regardless of who he surrounds himself with, and was the only one who fought this out to the bitter end.

     

    Hey, Cleary! Vegas called, they want their mullet back!

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    Commentary by Tibbs...

    Matt, Timm & The Turds 58  Comeback Tour 42

    Couple of Floaters Left in the Bowl

    Pre Game: So Throw a Shoe Albert and Max Kinkade are none too pleased with their new team name.  All of a sudden they went from Gyme Shoes and Jersey to Matt, Tim, & The Turds.  There is rumor of making the two co-captains pay the league fee for the entire team to roll with a name like that.  I don't blame them, who wants to be a Turd?

    E-Town has rolled back into cambridge, calling themselves the Comeback Tour in AC's return to Wall Ball Arena. 

     

    Game Time: Week 1 of the season, Game 2, and we've got our first 4v4 Iron Man battle at Wall Ball Arena.  that didn't take long at all.  The Turds are missing Tim while CT is missing Fitzy.

    Ugly start to this one, but I have a feeling that's how E-Town, I mean the Comeback Tour, is going to like it this season.  Man it's going to be hard to go by their new name.  I mean these guys ARE Etown...Mike DellaRusso gets things started by hitting a long 3 and they get up a few on the Turds early.  Heh, it WILL be easy to get used to using that new team name. 

    It took 9 minutes, but Albert finally gets on the scoreboard, tipping in, what else, an offensive board.  Game is tied at 10 with 10 to go.  Looks like the Turds really miss Tim's scoring panache... You know who doesn't miss Tim? Me....

    Max and Matt give the Turds a lift sparking a 9-0 run to give themselves a little breathing room.  Wait, did I just say Matt contributed to the offense? that must be a typo. 

    AC is having a hell of a time getting an open look with Albert's big paw in his face.  CT's #1 option has been held without a point so far. Of course, Albert is working so hard on D, he doesn't have a whole lot in the gas for O.  No need to fear, Shoeshine Boy is here!! Wait, thatís supposed to be Underdog isnít it?? I think Shoeshine Boy is a much more appropriate fit for Kinkade.  Max is bailing out the Turds on nearly every possession and keeping them in the lead. 

    The Comeback Tour hits a couple free throws before the half to end a 9 minute scoring drought.  But they trail 26-12 at the break, with AC STILL Scoreless

    There is the AC i've been waiting to see! After the half he comes out fire, not detered by his slow start, he hits the first 2 3s he takes and hits two driving lay-ups to give him 10 points in a matter of 2 minutes.  Talk about a turnaround!

    Jay and Mike hit a couple HUGE buckets, and all of a sudden, this is just a 7 point game.  I think the Turds are in for more of a battle than they planned for after that first half. 

    This thing is getting real close, Mike DellaRusso has been the man for the Comeback Tour, living up to their team name and making this thing a game.  

    But it was only a matter of time before Throw A Shoe got involved, wasnít it? He and Scott have been just bidding their time and waiting for an opportune time to take over this game.  Itís about time that these two stepped up and realized the season started.  

    With AC only scoring in that two minute burst, it was only a matter of time before the Turds put this game away.  

     

    Post Game:  Both teams are going to have to play a tick better if theyíre going to want to compete in the B1 West this season.  With a couple of top teams (Genzyme and Cummupins) itís going to take a lot of points to knock them off later in the season, but for a week one effort, on a Sunday night, no less, itíll do pig, itíll doÖ

    Matt, Timm & The Turds
    Player PTS DRB ORB AST STL Blk TURN FTA FTM FTP 3P 3PM 3PP
    Matt Peredna6413200200% 200%
    Max Kinkade22124001011100% 4125%
    Mike Albert1410740207457% 00NA
    Scott Ellinwood16101301000NA 9222%

    Comeback Tour
    Player PTS DRB ORB AST STL Blk TURN FTA FTM FTP 3P 3PM 3PP
    Anthony Cataldo10624100200% 15213%
    jason schuster55102004250% 6117%
    Mike DellaRusso203120008225% 4250%
    Milton Bernal741030000NA 8113%

    Genzyme 89  BONES SAYZ: Cummupins 92

    Bones Says: Get Yo Mind Right

    Pre Game: Bfab ìGot an email from Ken tonight, said he'd only have 4 and no Mazzoneî

    Ken ìNah we've got everyone, I was just F'in with Bfabî

    I love the subterfuge!!

     

    Game Time: Mazz and Geoff put up the first 13 for Cummupins as they to a 13-4 lead. RoY once again faces a big hole in the early going against a Mazzone led squad.

    Speaking of #34, what's the over/under on the number of 3s he takes this season in the B1 ñ 120? 160? 

    Just when Genzyme was getting back into the game, Ken Cleary rips off 6 straight points. 

    Why does Tommy even bother to shoot until the second half?

    As Genzyme falls into a 20 point hole, Cummupins keeps moving the ball better and better.8 assists to just 2 for Genzyme. 

    8 minutes left in the half (40-22) and Zyme is already in chuck mode (4-17).  With Mazz on pace for 40/15/10 it's going to be a long night if Zyme doesn't start getting stops!

    Ken Cleary is unstoppable! 19 points at the break and he's a HUGE reason that Cummupins is up 59-37.  That, Mazz's 21 and the complete lack of defense by Zyme. 

    So this is what it looks like when Mike Kmiec decides to actually play basketball.  9 points in the first 3 minutes of the second half, and Zyme has whitled this down to 14 points.  Much more managable of a defecit, but they still need to play D!!  Or rebound, that would help, Zyme is getting man-handled on the boards.  With Van and Tommy trying to box out Shane ( now with 8 points, 5 boards) and Lighthouse (9 points and 9boards).  That's never an effective strategy

    Uh-Oh, here comes Zyme!  With Tim OK heating up from downtown, it's just an 11 point game with  minutes left.  Both of these teams could end up breaking the 100 poitn barrier!I love a league that plays no Defense.

    Mazzone is just a rebound and 3 assists away from a Tdub. but now that the game is close, is he going to stop passing the ball?? Nope he'll head to the bench for a quick blow...

    I just realized that the game got close cuz Ken stopped scoring, he's only got one bucket in the second half.

    ha! Bfab wants fouls as part of the storyline as to why Genzyme is losing the game.  They got called for 2 more in the first half (4-2) and it's 5-2 with 3 minutes to go in the game.  And that's because Genzyme just commited 3 fouls on the same possession! Yea, it has nothing to do with the fact that they didn't play D for the first 30 minutes of the game. 

    Van for 3!!!!!!! 87-86 with just under 3 to play ñ and no one has scored in 2 minutes now...

    Kmiec gathers in rebound number 20 on the night and Zyme is down 2 with the ball, but comes up empty...

     

    Post Game: Cummupins left the door open for a couple possessions but Zyme couldn't take advantage.  O'Keefe made it interesting with 34 and he had a chance to tie with a loooooong 3 at the buzzer but it was just off the mark.  Shooting 19-53 from downtown put them in a hole, but they fought hard and dug their way out.  Mazz came damn close to that TDub, but alas it wasn't meant to be, you could see the look in his eye when he was going to stop passing and start shooting, so glad I wasn't on the floor when that happend.  These two teams are defintiely the class of the B1 West this season. 

    Genzyme
    Player PTS DRB ORB AST STL Blk TURN FTA FTM FTP 3P 3PM 3PP
    Brian Fabry000110000NA 00NA
    Duongvan Tran322110000NA 3133%
    Mike Kmiec22147401022100% 5240%
    Pat Lawson821001000NA 6233%
    Tim O'Keefe3851130000NA 211048%
    Tom Kahana1440310000NA 18422%

    BONES SAYZ: Cummupins
    Player PTS DRB ORB AST STL Blk TURN FTA FTM FTP 3P 3PM 3PP
    Fred Bermont128231104250% 300%
    Geoffrey Meyer 169422509556% 5120%
    Jon Mazzone329151108450% 9444%
    Ken Cleary2331310000NA 2150%
    Shane Doyle842000000NA 100%

    Hello McFly 61  The BagJobs 44

    Hello McFly Almost Blows Their Week 1 Scrimmage

    It was a week one no show by newcomers the Warriors, but thankfully Jamil and his squad stuck around to play against Hello McFly so we got some good action in.  18 points just after the first quarter and I'm thinkin not great but hey its more than Tibbs Wednesday night team had scored by this point so not too bad.  The Rebels were hanging right in there though with 18 themselves and it became evident Hello McFly needed something big to win this scrimmage.  That something big, was Jim 'the Delicate Flower' Bushell.  I could swear he was under the influence as I've never heard him say so much sober.  In one classic play, he informed his teammates to relax on offense as they had entered a dry spell and just moments after uttering relax, he jacked a 3.  But he made it.  And I got a laugh.  He was certainly riding the train to Best Game Ever-Ville with a stop at 20 Points Ave and 10 Rebound Lane.

    2nd half, different story.  Hello McFly ate Wheaties at half time, joined Club Bo, and came back renewed and on top of it.  Biggins had a sick drive and spin move off a steal and as if he couldn't outdo that, he did.  I swear he nearly dunked a lob pass from Tibbs, too bad no one was video taping it, that was one to show the new daughter!  Colin nailed a trey and used his slick ball theiving skills for some quick buckets on the other end.  His 3 pointer at the start of the 3rd quarter upped McFly's lead to 15.  Tibbs was up to his old tricks, missing layups, punching the wall, spraining his ankle, typical Tibbsy Poo behavior but since I've been rather hard on him in writeups as of late, I will say his play this season(ie this week) and last has been his best I've ever seen.  And then there was Kneeland.  Who did....nothing.  Whatever sparked his 'best game ever' Monday night was gone, he seemed drunker than Bush out there.  He was alllllmost scoreless all game, but to maintain his dignity he drained a pretty three with just minutes to play.  Eat up the press boys, this is likely the last time it'll be all about you this season.

    Hello McFly
    Player PTS DRB ORB AST STL Blk TURN FTA FTM FTP 3P 3PM 3PP
    Adam Kneeland393000000NA 2150%
    Collin Vataha14734110200% 200%
    James Bushell201011100200% 4250%
    Jason Tibbetts10122212022100% 200%
    Tom Biggins1270120022100% 100%

Standings B1W Winter 2009 Thru Week 1
PTeamRecord%StreakGBPFPA
1BONES SAYZ: Cummupins8-01.000W8075.8064.50
2Matt, Timm & The Turds7-20.778W4171.1063.00
3Genzyme5-30.625W1388.2274.22
4Hello McFly3-40.429L2562.2261.89
5The BagJobs4-60.400L3474.1868.55
6Comeback Tour1-70.125W1756.6775.78
7Eaton1-70.125L1753.0079.63
Points Per Game
1Tim O'Keefe
Genzyme
38.00
2Jon Mazzone
BONES SAYZ: Cummupins
32.00
3Ken Cleary
BONES SAYZ: Cummupins
23.00
4Max Kinkade
Matt, Timm & The Turds
22.00
4Mike Kmiec
Genzyme
22.00
6Mike DellaRusso
Comeback Tour
20.00
6James Bushell
Hello McFly
20.00

Player Rater
1Mike Kmiec
Genzyme
67.501
2Jon Mazzone
BONES SAYZ: Cummupins
66.001
3Tim O'Keefe
Genzyme
56.001
4Geoffrey Meyer
BONES SAYZ: Cummupins
55.501
4Mike Albert
Matt, Timm & The Turds
55.501
6Max Kinkade
Matt, Timm & The Turds
48.001
7Collin Vataha
Hello McFly
45.001
8Scott Ellinwood
Matt, Timm & The Turds
43.501
9Jason Tibbetts
Hello McFly
43.001
10James Bushell
Hello McFly
41.501

Rebounds Per Game
1Mike Kmiec
Genzyme
21.00
2Mike Albert
Matt, Timm & The Turds
17.00
3Max Kinkade
Matt, Timm & The Turds
16.00
4Jason Tibbetts
Hello McFly
14.00
5Geoffrey Meyer
BONES SAYZ: Cummupins
13.00
6Adam Kneeland
Hello McFly
12.00
7James Bushell
Hello McFly
11.00
7Scott Ellinwood
Matt, Timm & The Turds
11.00

3s Per Game
1Tim O'Keefe
Genzyme
10.0048%
2Tom Kahana
Genzyme
4.0022%
2Jon Mazzone
BONES SAYZ: Cummupins
4.0044%
4Mike Kmiec
Genzyme
2.0040%
4Mike DellaRusso
Comeback Tour
2.0050%
4Anthony Cataldo
Comeback Tour
2.0013%
4Scott Ellinwood
Matt, Timm & The Turds
2.0022%
4James Bushell
Hello McFly
2.0050%
4Pat Lawson
Genzyme
2.0033%

Assists Per Game
1Jon Mazzone
BONES SAYZ: Cummupins
5.00
2Mike Kmiec
Genzyme
4.00
2Collin Vataha
Hello McFly
4.00
2Mike Albert
Matt, Timm & The Turds
4.00
2Anthony Cataldo
Comeback Tour
4.00
6Ken Cleary
BONES SAYZ: Cummupins
3.00
6Scott Ellinwood
Matt, Timm & The Turds
3.00
6Matt Peredna
Matt, Timm & The Turds
3.00
6Tom Kahana
Genzyme
3.00
6Fred Bermont
BONES SAYZ: Cummupins
3.00